Johnz Videoz

Scene 1 

Tip toeing 

Hangs crouched 

Body shot of me sneaking

Wak into the game room I proceed to go on the laptop (weed stocks on the screen)

Do a line of blow 

And play the piano

I sit on the couch and smoke the pipe, I say “I’m rich hahaha”

Proceed to say “hay bitch, how bout a beer”

Shot goes to the blow up doll and she doesn’t respond

“I said how bout a beer” 

I ask again “how about a beer”, no response 

Frustrated calls dad “daaaaaaad why did you leave me this rubber shi lubuff.  Where the hell is Manuela.  What do you mean she’s on vacation.  God damnit dad I’m the only one who wastes money around here” hangs up slams phone

Proceed to passively agressively look and grunt at blow up doll.  Get beer and chug it (glugging noises)

Pass out

Scene of my legs getting dragged

scene of blowup doll with gun in mouth 

Wake up with tape on mouth 

I freak out 

I read ultimatum on my forehead 

“Respect women”
is that some kind of new diet routine or something jeez

“Be my slave” 

God damnit I AM NOT DOING THAT 

“Gun points”  zoom

Sharper noise 

Okay fine fine 

Proceeds to play checkers 

Ping pong I get hit in the head 

Cleans pool can I go inside yet